Swine Flu... That reminds me of a joke.

With all the talk of swine flu, and new "possible" cases popping up all over, I though it would be a nice change of pace for a joke about swine...

A guy was lost and he came upon a farm, he stopped his car, got out and called over to the farmer, while the man was asking the farmer for directions he noticed a pig with only three legs. So he asked the farmer how the pig lost his leg, the farmer answered "Oh, that pig is a very special pig... there was a fire in the barn one day, and the pig singlehandedly opened the barn door, unhitched all of the horses and ushered them out of the barn to safety. Then came to the front door of the house alerted me so I could call the fire department." "Yep" the farmer said "that is one special pig" "is that how he lost his leg?" the man asked, "Oh no" said the farner "One other time there was a bad accident out on the road that you just drove up, there was a woman trapped in the car, and it was leaking gasoline" "so..." continued the farmer "The pig pulled on the door handle with all his might until the door opened, and then he pulled the woman to safety right before tha car exploded!" "Yep" said the farmer, "that is one special pig." Again the man asked "Is that how the pig lost his leg?" "Oh no said the farmer" Growing impatient the man asked "So how did the pig lose his leg?"
"Well" said the farmer "with a pig that special, you can't eat him all at once."

Yes, yes I expect the boos to rain down. The joke kills at parties though.